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“I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short,

chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon”

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”

“Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, the Extortion day.”

“The old theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature.

But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.” 

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“Get married early in the morning. That way,

if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.” 

“Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.”