Valentines Day Jokes for friends, valentines day jokes for kids

Valentine’s Day jokes:
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Devoted and Determined

“During World War II my parents had planned a romantic Valentine’s Day wedding. Suddenly my father, then stationed at Camp Edwards in Massachusetts, received orders to prepare to ship out, and all leaves were canceled. Being a young man in love, he went AWOL. He and my mother were married four days earlier than originally planned and he returned to base to an angry sergeant. After hearing the explanation, the sergeant understandingly replied, “Okay, okay!” Then, as an afterthought: “But don’t let it happen again!”

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted', Okay, who's got the remote control?'

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you!

Valentine’s Day jokes:

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time ! Here's your valentine !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Earlier today, my girlfriend was brushing on some stuff onto her

eyelashes that I never saw her wear before. I asked her if she ever

used it before, and she said that she used it only once a year.

I asked her why, and she said, "It's my St. Valentine's day mascara."

Valentine Day Limerick - The Old Man of Lyme

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked, 'Why a third?'
He replied, 'One's absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.'